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[转帖]暴笑! 米你猪和SS宝宝的故事

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发表于 2005-3-12 11:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p></p><p></p><p>主角1 姓名:红烧肉种族:猪性别:男年龄:一个半月 主角2 姓名:金豆儿种族:狗性别:男年龄:一个半月演出开始了…… (贴图好辛苦的,不许看了不回贴!) </p><p></p>(第一集) 我是一只幸福的小猪,我有一个幸福的家,妈妈亲手给我做了温暖的窝,铺上干净的毛巾被,知道我爱干净,认报纸当厕所,还每天好几次帮我换报纸,我觉得真是幸福呀!直到有一天…… <p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103916108.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103916108.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> 一个看起来年龄和我差不多,可个头却比我粗壮的外族人闯进了我的家,我友好的想和他打个招呼,他却一点也不客气!甩都不甩我。 </p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103937488.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103937488.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我还示范给他看如何使用我的厕所,谁知道这个可恶的胖子居然称我不备,一口咬住了我的后臀尖! </p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/20053121040080.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/20053121040080.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>更嚣张的是,他还咬我的里脊! <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104035244.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104035244.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我不是他的对手,不管我怎样苦苦哀求,他还是凶狠的把我赶出了我温暖幸福的家! <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104056299.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104056299.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>然后厚着脸皮的享受着妈妈亲手为我缝制的温暖的窝!我会记住这张可恶的脸的,咱们后会有期! <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104114884.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104114884.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>(第二集) 话说上回我红烧肉和金豆大哥不打不相识后,我就成了金大哥的跟班小弟, <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104133797.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104133797.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我们吃在一处,玩在一处,形影不离, <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104150618.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104150618.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>共同抵御外来的种族势力, <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104216676.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104216676.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>金老大还非常照顾我红烧肉小弟,有了我爱吃的山楂片还先尽着我先吃,就算我都要吃光了他也不生气,当大哥的就是不一样 <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104236909.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104236909.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> </p>

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-3-12 11:14 | 显示全部楼层
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<p>不过要是有了特别好吃的……我眼疾手快占了先,老大就要不乐意了!</p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211937755.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211937755.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>劈头盖脸对我就是一顿臭骂,唉,谁让人家是老大呢!还是让他先吃吧!</p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111019316.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111019316.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111155320.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111155320.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>(第三集) 妈妈要给我们哥俩照相,我们都好兴奋哟!</p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111252798.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111252798.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我站在前面挡了老大,老大不高兴!</p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211133719.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211133719.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>老大往前凑又把我挤到了一边,我也小声的嘀咕嘀咕,发泄不满,</p><p></p>

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-3-12 11:16 | 显示全部楼层
松狮犬出售
CCC,我才上传了十几张,怎么就不给传了?!!!!!!![em03][em03][em08][em08]
发表于 2005-3-12 14:55 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵,两个小家伙真逗
 楼主| 发表于 2005-3-18 08:33 | 显示全部楼层
顶一个[em02]
发表于 2005-3-20 00:59 | 显示全部楼层
<p>好玩!!!</p>[em02][em02][em02]
发表于 2005-3-21 10:53 | 显示全部楼层
好玩啊
发表于 2005-3-21 17:05 | 显示全部楼层
这个贴子在哪个论坛看到过,确实是可爱得不得了,尤其是金豆,在这看的不太清楚,我看到的金豆的照片,那叫一个稀饭得要死要活啊!
发表于 2005-3-21 18:02 | 显示全部楼层
<p>和ss一比起来,这zz看起来不像忠臣``汗``````尽管ss唱的是反面</p>
发表于 2005-3-21 20:39 | 显示全部楼层
<p>我还是好像养只小香猪哦。。。</p>[em02]
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