[转帖]暴笑! 米你猪和SS宝宝的故事

一阵风SS

<p></p><p></p><p>主角1 姓名：红烧肉种族：猪性别：男年龄：一个半月 主角2 姓名：金豆儿种族：狗性别：男年龄：一个半月演出开始了…… （贴图好辛苦的，不许看了不回贴！） </p><p></p>（第一集） 我是一只幸福的小猪，我有一个幸福的家，妈妈亲手给我做了温暖的窝，铺上干净的毛巾被，知道我爱干净，认报纸当厕所，还每天好几次帮我换报纸，我觉得真是幸福呀！直到有一天…… <p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103916108.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103916108.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> 一个看起来年龄和我差不多，可个头却比我粗壮的外族人闯进了我的家，我友好的想和他打个招呼，他却一点也不客气！甩都不甩我。 </p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103937488.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312103937488.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我还示范给他看如何使用我的厕所，谁知道这个可恶的胖子居然称我不备，一口咬住了我的后臀尖！ </p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/20053121040080.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/20053121040080.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>更嚣张的是，他还咬我的里脊！ <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104035244.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104035244.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我不是他的对手，不管我怎样苦苦哀求，他还是凶狠的把我赶出了我温暖幸福的家！ <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104056299.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104056299.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>然后厚着脸皮的享受着妈妈亲手为我缝制的温暖的窝！我会记住这张可恶的脸的，咱们后会有期！ <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104114884.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104114884.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>（第二集） 话说上回我红烧肉和金豆大哥不打不相识后，我就成了金大哥的跟班小弟， <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104133797.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104133797.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我们吃在一处，玩在一处，形影不离， <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104150618.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104150618.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>共同抵御外来的种族势力， <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104216676.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104216676.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>金老大还非常照顾我红烧肉小弟，有了我爱吃的山楂片还先尽着我先吃，就算我都要吃光了他也不生气，当大哥的就是不一样 <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104236909.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312104236909.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> </p>

一阵风SS

<p>不过要是有了特别好吃的……我眼疾手快占了先，老大就要不乐意了！</p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211937755.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211937755.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>劈头盖脸对我就是一顿臭骂，唉，谁让人家是老大呢！还是让他先吃吧！</p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111019316.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111019316.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111155320.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111155320.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>（第三集） 妈妈要给我们哥俩照相，我们都好兴奋哟！</p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111252798.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/2005312111252798.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>我站在前面挡了老大，老大不高兴！</p><p></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211133719.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-3/200531211133719.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>老大往前凑又把我挤到了一边，我也小声的嘀咕嘀咕，发泄不满，</p><p></p>

一阵风SS

CCC,我才上传了十几张,怎么就不给传了?!!!!!!![em03][em03][em08][em08]

太子

呵呵，两个小家伙真逗

一阵风SS

顶一个[em02]

胖狗

<p>好玩!!!</p>[em02][em02][em02]

小雪吃了没

好玩啊

狗爹

这个贴子在哪个论坛看到过，确实是可爱得不得了，尤其是金豆，在这看的不太清楚，我看到的金豆的照片，那叫一个稀饭得要死要活啊！

chowchow

<p>和ss一比起来，这zz看起来不像忠臣``汗``````尽管ss唱的是反面</p>

幺妹

<p>我还是好像养只小香猪哦。。。</p>[em02]