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<table height="100%" width="100%" style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all;"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt;"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt;"><tbody><tr><td><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12px;">Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard &amp; Visa<br/>钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 <br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/>One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br/>每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃<br/><br/>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br/>要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡<br/><br/>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <br/>要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道<br/><br/>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. &nbsp;<br/>每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. &nbsp;每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个<br/><br/>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛<br/><br/>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来<br/><br/>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/>成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)<br/><br/>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好<br/><br/>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/>爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养<br/><br/>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩<br/><br/>Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/>现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧<br/><br/>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来<br/><br/>Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明<br/><br/>Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/>工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作<br/><br/>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/>神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地<br/><br/>When two's company, three's the result! &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/>两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!<br/><br/>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/>服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看<br/><br/>The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn<br/>学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着<br/></span></td></tr></tbody></table></span></td></tr><tr><td width="8"><img height="2" src="http://www.privatebbs.com/bbs/images/blank.gif" width="8" alt=""/></td><td valign="bottom"><br/><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="332" border="0" style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all;"><tbody><tr><td><img height="17" src="http://www.privatebbs.com/bbs/images/signature.gif" width="500" border="0" alt=""/><br/><img src="http://www.51zy.com/bbs/attachments/GOUGOU_V32JHMJ7sMiA.gif" align="absMiddle" border="0" alt=""/></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

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<font size="2">处世篇 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●嘘－－千万不要告诉他们我做了好事，这会影响我的形象的！ &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●“欧弟在窗外冻得瑟瑟发抖，真可怜。我真有点不忍心看他这样。不，难道我能坐视不管吗？我必须做点什么。”加菲拉上了窗帘。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●失败的人特点是会不断地失败。如果你想看看他的失败的话，他是不会让你失望的。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●如果你不能击败你的敌人，那么就加入他们。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●我还得对欧弟说一声对不起－－（这时欧弟站在桌子边上，走过去一脚踢将下去。）－－现在得说两声。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●我向星星许了个愿。我并不是真的相信它，但是反正也是免费的，而且也没有证据证明它不灵。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●（凄凉的小提琴音乐之后）嗨！ 高高地抬起你的头，迈开大步朝前走！你要向人们证明你不是一个任人欺负的土豆。 &nbsp;<br/>美食篇 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●爱情来得快去得也快，只有.肉卷是永恒的。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●欧弟，我们去吃冰激淋吧，不过你得看着我吃。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●有了意大利面，谁还会吃老鼠呢？ &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●这个汉堡包的味道不错，但不如前八个好。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●－－乔恩，你要是猜出这里面有多少巧克力豆，这罐子里的东西就都归你。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　　－－我猜你已经把它们都吃光了。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　　－－你猜对了！ &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●猫冲向食物的速度和食物的多少成正比。 &nbsp;<br/>休闲篇 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●球状也是身材。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●睡了美美的一觉，１６个小时，我是喜欢睡短觉的。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●我只想仰卧，不想起坐。 &nbsp;<br/><br/>　　●今天我要做俯卧撑……呃呀呀呀呀呀……今天先俯卧……明天再撑……&nbsp;&nbsp;</font>

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