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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: <p> 前台小姐:“Hello.”</p><p> 老外:“Hi.”</p><p> 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”</p><p> 老外:“Can you speak english?”</p><p> 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”</p><p> 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”</p><p> 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”</p><p> 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”</p><p> 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”</p><p> 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”</p><p> 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come</p> |
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