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<p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-1/20051271654514.bmp" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-1/20051271654514.bmp\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> <font color="#0066ff">我到底是什么品种捏 </font></p><p><font color="#0066ff"></font></p><p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-1/200512716650574.bmp" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-1/200512716650574.bmp\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><font color="#0066ff">双爪搭前,左上右下,这是咱祖宗一代代传下来的标准贵族姿态!</font></p><p></p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2005-1/200512716757232.bmp" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2005-1/200512716757232.bmp\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><font color="#0066ff">十足男儿气慨,却吓退不了公狗</font> 牧羊犬天生一副皇亲国戚样儿,走路轻拿轻放,卧下时会自觉地伸直前爪,就连大热天里吐舌头都不会像其它大狗那般淌下大摊口水,更不会四仰八叉的不顾形象。带它们上街往往很有面子——同等体型的金毛、斑点永远都不会抢走它们的风头…… <p> angel是9个月大的女孩子,应该是粗毛牧羊犬吧?主人却稀里糊涂地说不清楚她的品种——反正模样俊俏性格温顺,他是爱得不行。狗狗跟着主人平时在市内活动,休息日去祈福度假。她的主人叶生是个“博爱”之人,家中大小犬只合计3口,angel只是其中之一——不过是最得宠的。</p><p> 和angel玩得很好的是一只松鼠狗,男的,之所以至今没什么“情况”,主要缘于叶生把他给阉了。“断子绝孙”的松鼠肥硕、暴躁、痛恨小孩子——即使走在公用马路上,视线内的1米以下直立行走动物也会令它狂吠不止,如果一定要摸它,代价就是腿上多出两排牙印。</p><p> 狗姑娘月月长大,主人家开始将angel择婿问题列入计划:又要根正苗红又要仪表堂堂。可纯种、同龄的异性牧羊犬总是那么稀罕,自由恋爱又会影响下一代……也不知最终哪家的王子才有跟angel拍拖的福气。</p><p> 松鼠在angel面前总是表现得很绅士,也从来不忘自己曾经是个“男人”。又乖又漂亮的angel出宫后一定会吸引方圆2公里内的各种公狗癫过来流着口水撇大腿,angel又天生胆小,一见“色狗”就浑身打颤,这时候松鼠往往乐于扮演救美的英雄,于是画面通常是:陌生大狗流着口水献“工具”,牧羊姑娘羞答答地步步退后,突然不知道从哪里飞出一只肥松鼠连叫带咬,以气势压敌,大狗只好收起自己的家什悻悻离开。</p> |
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